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2006-09-24T18:41:00.000-07:00

Weekend Movie Wrap-Up

1. Jackass 2: $28.1 million
2. Jet Li's Fearless: $10.6 million
3. Gridiron Gang: $9.7 million
4. Flyboys: $6 million
5. Everyone's Hero: $4.75 million
6. The Black Dahlia: $4.4 million
7. All The King's Men: $3.8 million
8. The Covenant: $3.3 million
9. The Illusionist: $3.275 million
10. Little Miss Sunshine: $2.875 million

2006-09-24T18:23:00.000-07:00

Bruce Willis is a Democrat and he wants you to know.

After years of being called a "Hollywood Republican" Bruce Willis wants everyone to know that he is a staunch liberal and even though he agrees with the war.

Confusion over the movie hardman's politics was sparked when he reportedly backed the war in Iraq, and even made an appearance with US President GEORGE W BUSH at the White House.

But now he's keen to be seen as a staunch Democrat, according to the New York Daily News.

He says, "I'm always being accused of being a Hollywood Republican - but I'm not! "I have just as many Democratic ideas as Republican ones. If they could build three fewer bombs every month and give the money to foster care, that would be great."

And afterwards Bruce proceeded to beat the hell out of the interviewer and hound him with a disposable camera while yelling, "LEAVE ME ALONE!" Just shut up Bruce, now I like you even less. I thought you wanted privacy and shit, why do you keep telling all your most private shit, daymn son. O shit, I bet Bruce is gonna kick my ass now.

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2006-09-24T13:27:00.000-07:00

What's the deal with Africa?

So Madge wants to go all Angelina Jolie now, and start adopting little African babies from Malawi. She at first only wanted to adopt one of them, but is now planning on bringing the siblings into her ultra-chic lifestyle.

A source said: "Originally Madonna and Guy planned to adopt only one child. But when they were told that might mean breaking up a family unit they immediately said they would take siblings or twins if that was the right thing to do.

"They want the children to be as young as possible but are prepared to take kids up to the age of four. And they are also willing to consider a child with special needs arising from being abandoned in an orphanage."

Her spokeswhore has confirmed she will travel to Africa next month for six-weeks, but didn't confirm whether or not she was picking up some kids.

Please Madonna, doesn't even know what grade her little ho daughter is in, why is she buying more children? Just because it is all hip to buy destitute children doesn't mean you have to do it to Madonna, you don't need African children to make yourself feel important, she must be another one of those celebrities that is all guilty about their success yet they don't give it up, like Brangelina.

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2006-09-24T13:18:00.000-07:00

Fatass Brandon Davis got straight-up punched!

So Fat Elvis Brandon Davis proved that even if your daddy's a billionaire you can still get your dumbass punched. So abunch of super-hip and cool people were partying at Paris' STD-lair, when the sea donkey Davis got the good idea to start walking around and calling everyone a "loser" or "whore" but in a loving way. When he approached Nicky Hilton's bf, Kevin Connelly with the same loving regards, he wasn't having any of it. At first he just open-hand slapped him like the bitch he is, and then when Fat Elvis wouldn't stop he straight up punched the mofo twice, in front of shitloads of super famous people.

I'm sure all Brandon Davis could do was yell out stupid insults and call him a firecrotch or something, because he is a big fat baby. I guess this was all right before Lindsay Hohan crashed the party of her nemesis Paris, and I'm sure hilarity ensued, or drug use, or a sex tape or whatever, who even cares.

2006-09-24T13:00:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson to open a chain restaurant?!

Skank-face Jessica Simpson is to open a Hooter's-esque chain restaurant in hopes to keep her name afloat in the press. In the continuing bastardization of the Dukes of Hazzard franchise, Jessica will be opening a restaurant called "Daisy Dukes" where abunch of girls serve in the famous daisy duke shorts from the show.

This new business plan was of course thought up by her weirdo dad, who I'm sure just wants to see Jessica in daisy dukes daily. I'm sure he was oogling his daughter one afternoon, with his hand on her thigh, and said,"We should have girls like you serve food in little hot pants, all the time darling." And she just answered, "Hyuck, sure Daddy."

Apparently, Joe is going to make a shitload of money off of this, but in his eyes it's a two-fer, staring at young girls in hot pants and making money for it, wooo!

For all you, who actually care and would go here, it will be opening in Caesar's Palace early next year, hopefully it burns down with Jessica inside, no offense, haha.

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2006-09-24T12:49:00.000-07:00

Grey's Anatomy beats boring ass CSI with flying colors.

One of my favorite shows, Grey's Anatomy, beat out one of my least-favorite shows, CSI, in the ratings with a giant margin of difference! Grey's Anatomy scored 25.4 million viewers the CSI's meager 22.6 million viewers, when they were pitted against each other. Not only that but, Grey's beat CSI in all of the important demo's, and everyone finally realized only old losers watch CSI.

It is even funnier because all these insiders thought that CSI would still trounce Grey's Anatomy. Maybe all the old people that watch CBS are finally starting to die off, I bet they weren't expecting that.

By the way Grey should choose Finn over her damn McDreamy, put him in his place, but whatever.

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2006-09-24T11:49:00.000-07:00

Sienna Miller may be going Oscar.

So mega-producer Harvey Weinstein is out on a mission... to get Sienna Miller up for an Oscar after her performance in Factory-Girl. Of course if there is one role this bitch can play it is definitely one of a jilted, bitter, and screwed over lover, because I mean hey look at her.

This bitch ain't nothin special, she has small boobs and looks like one of those smelly coke-whores that never showers. Who wants that, except other smelly uglies like Judy Law?

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2006-09-24T11:38:00.000-07:00

Downey Jr. supports ol' Mel Gibson.... uuuh what?

So Robert Downey Jr. has come out to say that he is in full support of Mel Gibson and his recovery, and realizes that nobody is perfect. He apparently feels a strong sense of loyalty because the mega-star Mel helped him overcome his many, many bad habits.

He has been condemned by a number of celebrities, but Downey Jr says, "He's an artist and he's imperfect like the rest of us. I don't know if I could ever be there for him as much as he has for me. I've talked to him and seen him. He's doing great, he's a good dude and he's taking care of himself."

Dude, nodody is imperfect like Downey Jr, who else is found with speedballs and transvestites on a regular basis? And how terrible is it that Robert Downey Jr. feels sorry for you? I mean really think about that for a minute, to this man a DUI is just another Saturday evening. Whatever, at least Mel Gibson has one person backing him up now.

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2006-09-24T11:32:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Bitches!

Kevin Sorbo (48)
Nia Vardalos (44)
Megan Ward (37)
Rafael Palmeiro (42)

2006-09-11T06:54:00.000-07:00

Penelope Cruz has an emotional attachment to her fake ass.

So in Penelope Cruz's new movie "Volver" she has some fake ass on to enhance her short-comings and she says she doesn't like taking it off after shooting for the day.

"I couldn't leave the set. I didn't want to take my false ass off. There was an emotional attachment. I was a disaster for two months. I was unbearable," she told reporters at the Toronto International Film Festival on Friday, shortly before the Spanish movie had its gala North American premiere.

Almodovar said he wanted Cruz to wear that "false ass" -- one of the more famous props of recent cinema -- to make her character, Raimunda, resemble an Italian film heroine of the 1950s.

Dude, where the hell is her false face, because I have never thought this bitch was even slightly attractive. It always looks like she has been sucking on a lemon and that she is going to yell out abunch of Spanglish obscenities. Penny Cruz is such a mess altogether, people should stop giving her jobs, and she should stop being the official beard of Hollywood.

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2006-09-11T06:36:00.000-07:00

Ewwww, Liza Minelli has herpes and David Gest wants $10 million.

The alleged man, David Gest, otherwise known as Liza's little bitch claims that Liza unknowingly gave him herpes, is known for violence, and is a complete drunk. I guess I am surprised by the herpes, sort of, but I mean what was Gest expecting from this mess?

Gest's lawyers told State Supreme Court Judge Harold B. Beeler Friday that Minnelli hid the fact that she was infected with herpes, was an alcoholic and prone to violence. Had Gest known, the lawyers argued, he never would have entered into the prenuptial agreement.

Minnelli's lawyer, Israel Rubin, refused to comment on specific allegations. "This whole thing is ridiculous," he said. Gest's lawyers asked Beeler to order a trial to determine the validity of the prenuptial agreement.

I never knew exactly how crazy this ho is, but daaaaayyymm! Apparently she has just been passed around NYC and doesn't remember any of it. So I guess, word to the wise, don't fuck Liza Minelli. But did I really need to tell anybody that? Ewwwwwww. Damn, and if I were that freak David Gest I would totally want a shit load of cash too, that herpes shit is with you for life, I would want to kill that ho.

2006-09-11T06:24:00.000-07:00

Pirates Of the Caribbean 2, the 3rd movie to gross $1 Billion!

The Second installment of the POTC series has just become the first movie ever to gross $1 billion in ticket sales. After dominating the summer ticket sales across the globe, this movie has now reached Titanic level.

Disney confirmed that, by the weekend, the second in the swashbuckler series had sold $1.003 billion US gross.

However, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest has already beaten another record by taking in $135.6 million US at North American theatres on its opening weekend. It beat a record held by Spider-Man (2002).

A third film, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, is already shooting in Los Angeles with principal cast members Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom.

This shit is crazy, I can't believe that you can turn any old Disneyland ride into a billion dollar movie. You know Disney is scrambling to put together the Big Thunder Mountain and Matterhorn movies any day now, and who would be able to blame them, every little brat in the country would want to see these too.
All that being said, I love these movies and I will see everyone, but I am a hypocrite, so whatever.

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2006-09-11T06:16:00.000-07:00

Anna Nicole Smith's grown son dies at 20!

Only two days after Anna Nicole Smith had a new baby girl, her older son Daniel died in the Bahamas.

A statement from Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith's attorney, did not provide any details of Daniel Smith's death, and he declined to comment when contacted by Reuters.

"We have yet to learn the cause of death but do not believe that drugs or alcohol were a factor," Stern said in the statement. "Anna Nicole is absolutely devastated by the loss of her son. He was her pride and joy and an amazing human being."

How sad, I though everything was starting to go on the right track for this mess, Anna Nicole. You know trimspa ain't gonna be doin' shit now, she is going to blow right back up. Anna is going to sink into a whole of pills, alcohol, and fried chicken....sad

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2006-09-11T06:06:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Bitches!

Ludacris (29)
Brian DePalma (66)
Harry Connick Jr. (39)
Moby (41)
Virginia Madsen (43)

2006-09-08T04:05:00.000-07:00

Wow, Cheetah Girls 2 on Disney did better than the VMA's!

So the VMA's completely sucked wind ratings wise this year and it just keeps getting worse for them. The VMA's only received 5.77 million viewers, compared to 8 million viewers just last year! What makes it even funnier is that MTV moved the award show back to NYC after a poor showing in Miami last year. Just two years ago, MTV averaged 10 to 12 million viewers for each VMA telecast, and my have they come a long way.

MTV's first mistake was putting that fat piece of UN-FUNNY shit Jack Black as the host. Do people still even like Jack Black? O wait, I guess not look at the ratings. I am personally very happy that the VMA's did terrible because like all the bands sucked and it's all about that whiny garbage music like Panic! at the Disco and other shitty bands that think they are all weird and different, but really just have shitty music and are wearing their sister's jeans JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER BAND. And what was that shiteous Raconteurs shit, they must be the worst band of all time, what happened to music having a beat and stuff you can sing to?

In other news baby chunk Raven Symone's Disney MFTM scored 7.8 million viewers and makes the VMA's look like an ugly-stepsister, and you would think that Raven would take that position and own it.

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2006-09-08T03:49:00.000-07:00

Locklear and Spade Dunzo.

So Hollywood's strangest couple ever Heather Locklear and David Spade have separated, and I am sure spade is one unhappy hobbit.

A source tells American publication People, "Heather is still going through a lot with DENISE (RICHARDS) and Richie. It's just too soon for her to get serious. They are still friends. It's not ugly." Another source close to Spade says that the break "was a mutual decision."

A source close to Locklear adds, "They are friends. They've always been friends. And they continue to be friends. There's nothing more than that."

This bitch must've been smokin' crack when she hooked with him in the first place, but then again there are those rumors that Spade is hung like a horse, so who knows? Anyway, I saw her on the Emmy's the other night, and she looked way too fuckin' hot to be with David Spade or that bum Richie Sambora for that matter, her and Denise should get together, now that would be hot. They can work out all their tensions on each other.

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2006-09-08T02:41:00.000-07:00

Nicole Kidman is pissed at some guy whose writing a Biography on her.

So apparently some reporter ho talked on the phone with Nicole Kidman once for a short time and is now writing a full on biography on this firecrotch.

The book, entitled NICOLE KIDMAN, hit bookstores in the US this week and paints a picture of the actress as a power-hungry fame seeker who used her 10-year marriage to TOM CRUISE to hit the big time in Hollywood. The biography also claims the star is too self-obsessed to give herself to a husband. Kidman married country star KEITH URBAN in June (06). Thomson even goes as far as to suggest STANLEY KUBRICK's 1999 thriller EYES WIDE SHUT ended Cruise and Kidman's marriage because it mirrored their off-screen relationship too closely. Kidman has not yet announced legal action against Thomson.

For some reason, Nicole Kidman just seems like heinous bitch to me, so this is pretty believable. I don't know what it is, but she just exudes the c*nty persona. So I am all for this book, the only problem is that I don't read books, so I will never even see this garbage. Maybe cut a few hundred pages off, throw in some pictures, and call it a magazine and then I'll give it a try.

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2006-09-08T02:03:00.000-07:00

Tom Delay wants you to vote for someone... on Dancing With The Stars.

So the former Senate House Majority leader feels very adamant about his new cause, and that is of course to get America to vote for country singer Sara Evans on Dancing With The Stars??

Tom DeLay sees this edition of the show as nothing less than a battle between "family values" and "smut."

DeLay resigned last June and is facing money-laundering charges in Texas.

The Washington Post says DeLay's letter urges people to support Evans because she "represents good American values." He especially wants her to beat Jerry Springer to "send a message to Hollywood and the media that smut has no place on television."

Damn, I didn't realize that Tom Delay is as much an attention-whore as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, how strange. Is this his way of trying to get America back on his side, using their best friend... television. At least he knows how to relate to all the fat-asses in this country, good job. Maybe later he can deal with all that money laundering and stuff, he just needs to take care of the important stuff first I guess.

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2006-09-08T01:49:00.000-07:00

Kate Bosworth gets Lois Lane Spin-off ?

According to Sky News, the emaciated Kate Bosworth is set to have her own Lois Lane spin-off movie in the works. Why? I don't know?

Don’t know what quite to make of this one, but according to Sky News, Kate Bosworth isn’t only returning for a “Superman” sequel – no surprise, really, they do need Lois – but also, a Lois Lane spin-off.
“Lois will be back bigger and better in the next movie, and with more of her own storyline”, Bosworth tells SKY’s Neal Sean.
Sean goes on to say that there are plans to give Lois Lane her very own investigation spin off, too.

Not many people even liked the new Superman movie, why would they go to this one. And who would go see a movie about Lois Lane anyway, just some office worker broad going about her boring everyday life, what a plot. I am pretty sure the only way this movie would get off the ground is if it had lots and lots nudity and boobs, and please not Kate Bosworth's, they probably look like billiard balls in tube socks now.

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2006-09-08T00:30:00.000-07:00

Madonna is gonna kill abunch of Russians!

Madonna is set to perform for 85,000 Russians in Moscow in the next few days, but the designer of said venue fears for collapse of the building.

Thousands of concertgoers' lives are reportedly in danger at Madonna's gig in Moscow, Russia, next week, amid fears her music will cause the venue to collapse. The singer is scheduled to perform at the 85,000 capacity Luzhniki Stadium - the home of the 1980 Olympic Games - next Tuesday.

The man who designed the Moscow venue says that tens of thousands of lives could be in danger if Madonna goes ahead with the concert.
Nodar Kancheli says, "The stadium could collapse if audio frequency resonates with the vibration frequency of the building. The sound waves could damage the structure."

Damn, leave it to the Russians to screw up a damn auditorium, nothing about that entire country ever goes right. I just hope this concert doesn't go down, just so Madge doesn't get hurt, screw the Russians, its there fault for building such a crappy arena. How sad, that you can basically breath on any given Russian building and it'll just fall over, they need to just like re-try on that whole country, it's a waste of space.

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2006-09-08T00:22:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Bitches!

Pink (Aleicia Moore) (27)
Brooke Burke (35)
David Arquette (35)
Jonathan Taylor Thomas (25)
Larenz Tate (32)
Patsy Cline (74)

2006-09-07T23:43:00.000-07:00

OMG, was TV this bad in 1990?!?!

Omg, y'all need to watch this video right now! This makes me feel embarrassed that I watched any of this crap back then. O well, I was an impressionable young kid. WATCH NOW!

2006-09-07T23:00:00.000-07:00

O Sweet Jesus, Travolta, Why?

John Travolta dressed as a fat-ass drag queen for his new movie Hairspray. I am pretty young, so I have no fuckin' idea what Hairspray is about, but I know for damn sure I don't wanna stare at any more screen with this beast on it. I wonder what his boyfriend thinks of this look?

2006-09-07T22:34:00.000-07:00

Hohan totally had her stash stolen.

Little Lindsay Hohan apparently got her Hermes birkin bag filled with loads of jewels stolen at Heathrow Airport in London. Bitch had like $1 million worth of jewels and some "ashtma medication" stolen.

Lindsey Rep, Leslie Sloane says, "She is begging for the return of the items," Sloane says. "She doesn't care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back."

If this shit was so important why couldn't she carry it around then, it's not like it's hard to carry a fuckin purse, or birkin bag or whatever the hell it is. I mean now she has to go hunting around London for....ummm, more "ashstma medication" luckily London is a big city with plenty of dealers, err, doctors and stuff.

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2006-09-07T10:42:00.000-07:00

Scarlett Johannson barges into apartment wasted, oh ya, it wasn't her apartment.

So I guess Scarlett Johannson got hella wasted and decided to call it a night at about 4 A.M. the other night. Unfortunately, this ho didn't know which apartment was hers.

She explains, "I was coming home, it was very late, mind you, it was like four in the morning. Maybe I'd had like one too many champagne cocktails, or whatever... But I got home, of course I wasn't driving, and I opened my door and it wasn't my kitchen! It was somebody else's kitchen and I left and I realized my key opens up somebody else's door in my building. It like slides right in and opens it up!

"I slammed the door shut as quickly as I could and I ran to the stairs because I didn't want them to think, 'Who the hell was that?' It was a disaster! Then I thought maybe I should go back and see if they had a can of Coke or something... I just got back from Venice (from the Venice Film Festival), so I don't have any groceries!"

Damn this bitch must've been hella wasted, I mean honestly you don't know which apartment you live in? What are you Scarlett a fuckin' blackout drunk? Maybe she has turned to alcohol to avoid having to deal with her fish face, I would.

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2006-09-07T10:30:00.000-07:00

Mel Gibson returns from Poland circa 1938, or whatever.

Mel Gibson showed up in some parking lot all pissy and bitchy that the paparazzi was following him. I mean what does he expect, he is MEL GIBSON! He probably just does it, so idiots like me keep talking about it, what a genius, no wonder he has $800 million dollars and I... well... don't. Good luck Mel!

2006-09-07T10:13:00.000-07:00

Lindsey Hohan's sister recording a Christmas Album?

Who in God's name would let yet another Lohan into the biz. Now we gotta suffer the next decade watching her filthy sexcapades and smelling the stench of more firecrotch.

Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's little sis, is planning to release a Christmas record. The twelve year old will sing classics such as Winter Wonderland, Jingle Bells, and duet with Amy Grant on Santa's Reindeer Ride. Her first single will be an original song called I Like Christmas.

Don't forget such classics as; "Merry Christmas (My sis is a whore)" and "Eight-Balls Roasting on an Open Crack Spoon". Seriously would Dena Lohan do anything to keep this wretched family in the spotlight, I thought White Oprah (Dena Lohan) had enough money for her blow addiction by now, leave the one innocent person in the Lohan family alone, this can only end ugly, much like her sister's freckled twat.

P.S. This sister is even more fun than Lindsey, and that says a lot especially considering all the drugs and scotch Lindsey has managed to go through.

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2006-09-07T09:47:00.000-07:00

Woooo, Paris booked on DUI misdemeanor charge.

So obviously the big news of the day is everyone's favorite drunken prostitute getting charged with a misdemeanor DUI. And may I say, it's about damn time. In case ya'll don't remember, back in October or November this ho and Stavros Nachos and some other douchebags avoided getting any charges after drunken Nacho-boy ran into a truck and drove off while drunk, followed by the cops just letting the off a few minutes later. Finally her luck is running out, well I hope.
LAPD officers noticed Paris driving her Mercedes McLaren SLR erratically at 12:31 AM and stopped her. They believed she exhibited signs of intoxication. We're told they administered a field sobriety test, and Paris blew a .08. In California, driving with a .08 blood alcohol level is the minimum level for DUI.

Paris was arrested and taken to the LAPD Hollywood division, where she was booked. The officers who stopped the car did not know it was Paris Hilton until they approached the vehicle on foot. Police sources say she was cooperative. Paris had a passenger in the car -- Kimberly Stewart, Rod Stewart's daughter.

It's just too bad she didn't hit someone or ruin her car and go to jail and shit, that would just make my millenium. Like this will even affect her, bitch will get her license suspended for 90 days and maybe a fine, which really doesn't matter at all, bitch can be chauffered anywhere she wants. Fuck she could buy a helicopter to get around if she wanted too.

If only the arresting officer just went Rodney King on her ass, well I guess the best things in life aren't free. Oh well.

Some awesome videos of the cum-guzzler coming home from the big house on TMZ.

2006-09-07T01:40:00.000-07:00

Bob Dylan is No. 1 on the charts? What the fuck is going on?

I have always thought Bob Dylan was a god-awful piece of no-talent garbage, but I was at least hoping all his fans were dead by now. We have this mindless garbage of his playing on our stereo system at my work all the time, and everytime I hear it I just hope I go deaf.

Bob Dylan is back at the top of the charts — for the first time in 30 years. His new album, "Modern Times," reached No. 1 on the album sales chart, selling 192,000 units in its first week of release, according to Nielsen SoundScan figures released Wednesday.

What I think is even funnier is that this scum recently had the nerve to say that all the music of the past 20 years is "atrocious" and that all the singers today are talentless. Hey Bob, I am sorry you are on a permanent acid trip flashback and can't move on from the 60's and still think that you are the shit, but what do you know? I have never been able to understand a single motherfuckin word this bag of crap has ever said and he makes me remember why I hate hippies so fucking much. The only reason people ever liked his shit was because they were fuckin trippin' balls as was he, wake up Bob. God I wish the whole beat generation would just die already and take their shitty voices and compost piles with them. No offense, haha.

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2006-09-07T01:19:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Bitches!

Shannon Elizabeth (30)
Jason Giambi (42)
Devon Sawa (28)
Michael Feinstein (50)
Corbin Bernsen (52)
Gloria Gaynor (57)
Richard Roundtree (64)
Tom Everett Scott (36)
Evan Rachel Wood (19)

2006-09-06T22:52:00.000-07:00

Beyonce's album is a hit? How? Why?

So I guess there are 650,000 truly tasteless people in this country, because those are the early estimates for the week on Beyonce's sophomore solo album after it's first day of outstanding sales.

Beyonce’s B’Day, is on target to soar past 600k and could approach 650k, based on first-day sales reports from Hits Daily Double's retail reporters around the country.

I wanna know what assholes actually like her new songs that have been out so far, because all I have heard is how horrible this album is and how it was about to flop, and now America goes and does this to me. Do people really like that Ring The Alarm garbage and her hair-dont's from Mars Attacks? This bitch must be hypnotizing some muthafuckers, or all the hood rats just got together and gobbled up this shit, I don't know. I didn't even want to waste my time ripping this off limewire, who is crazy enough to actually pay for it? God I hate Beyonce, somebody take her out please. I didn't say that, damn now Jay-Z is gonna have me castrated.

[The Bosh]

2006-09-06T22:33:00.000-07:00

Oliver Stone is doing a great job pretending that he cares.

So Oliver Stone realized that he hasn't capitalized off of tragedy enough yet, and realizes he needs to make another 9/11 movie. Damn, talk about beating a dead horse, let these people be and stop exploiting an American disaster.

Director OLIVER STONE wants to make another movie about the 9/11 terrorist attacks, because the subject matter is too "huge" to cover in one film. The NATURAL BORN KILLERS director's new film WORLD TRADE CENTER has been acclaimed for its touching portrayal of the real-life fire fighters who risked their lives to save others in the rubble of New York's Twin Towers in 2001.

Please Oliver, you realized that you haven't made a descent movie in years and now you can't think of a new idea that is even semi-interesting. Generally, I am a completely insensitive asshole, but I think this is in issue that shouldn't be used for sheer entertainment value. America should be moving on and looking at all the great things this country has and all the great things that will happen in our future. Dredging up an American tragedy over and over just to get people to shed some tears and say what a great director Oliver Stone is, is wrong. This is coming from a person WITH NO MORAL COMPASS. Sorry to bore you guys, but I just had to keep it real.

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2006-09-06T22:29:00.000-07:00

Please KFed stop, I am actually embarassed for you!

So I guess Kevin didn't think he could out-crap himself but, hey he did it! He is losin control all up in Ellen's heezie! He's lucky that he was on Ellen, because she is the nicest most friendly person in the world, and probably the only one that would tolerate this shit! How does anybody even clap for that? Somebody should just pull out a gat, and just off his gangsta ass.

Excuse me, I must go wash my sins away, there is no safe place for my eyes or ears now.

2006-09-06T21:06:00.000-07:00

Damn, Sharon Stone is one hot ho!

So I guess Sharon Stone took the place of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson as the spokeswhore for Badgley and Mischka and damn she hasn't looked this hot since she was showin us her cooch in Basic Instinct. I know that photoshop creates wonders in this world today, but hey I am as deep as a puddle and appearances are all that matter to me.

La Stone's ads will run in the October issues of major fashion mags like Vogue and Elle and feature the 48-year-old siren dressed in six different gowns from the line's Couture Collection. No more Gap outfits at the Oscars for Sharon.

Damn, 2 little teeny-boppers being replaced by a 48-year old Sharon Stone, what does that say about them??? Maybe if Mary-Kate would stop looking like Janis Joplin and lose those weird googly eyes of their's they could keep a job. O, who am I kidding they are like billionaires and if they said jump, I would say,"How high?" I'm not even gonna lie to you.

2006-09-06T20:47:00.000-07:00

More Shit Goin' Wrong for Tori Spelling

So things are going from bad to worse for the plastic surgery maven Tori Spelling. Her now ex-husband is about to go on some unheard of talk show to talk some mad shit about Tori. You know he's just gonna go off on that ho, I mean bitch did just up and leave him for some other dude that she stole from some other ho. This shit better be on YouTube, because I mean who likes Tori Spelling anyway? Shit her mom even hates her and her deformed titties.

[Source]

2006-09-06T17:10:00.000-07:00

Jessica already dumped by Mayer because she won't STFU!

So John Mayer allegedly has already dumped the moron Jessica Simpson because ho can't keep her damn mouth shut. If you can believe it.

Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say, she and her pals are too loose-lipped for the reclusive Mayer. One person in the Mayer camp told Us Weekly the relationship "was a 2 [that] her camp spun into an 11 . . . [Mayer] thinks it's desperate . . . an attempt to stay in the spotlight."

I would love to ask John Mayer what the hell was he expecting???? Jessica Simpson is one of the biggest attention whores on this planet and would do or say anything to keep dwindling career afloat. Don't worry Mayer, you'll be able to date her again in about a year, because by then nobody will give two shits and a fuck about her anymore.

[Source]

2006-09-06T16:50:00.000-07:00

Is Pete Doherty Sober??????

Everyone's favorite junky-mess cleaned up very well for his recent court appearance, he even looked and appeared sober during the entire court session.

Judge Jane McIver was so impressed with Pete’s progress that she delayed sentencing him for various drug possession charges until October. She told the BABYSHAMBLES frontman that sending him to prison now would be counter-productive given that he is currently drying out in The Priory clinic.
Bizarrely, the judge told Pete - who looked dapper in a black suit and striped tie - that she liked one of his songs. She told him: “The Blinding is very good, but I’m not sure about the words.” Doherty pleaded guilty last month to five counts of possessing heroin, cocaine - of which some was crack cocaine - and cannabis.

It's all well and good that Petey is trying to be all clean and sober and shit, but I would much rather have the relapse, because it is way more entertaining. C'mon Petey you know you're craving that sweet taste of crack and that old comfort of having a needle hanging from underneath your toenail. Who am I kidding, that story will probably later on tomorrow.

[Source]

2006-09-06T16:32:00.000-07:00

Catherine Zeta-Jones has a shit-fit because a dog in a movie is named after her.

So apparently there is some new movie coming out which features a dog with the name Catherine Zeta-Jones, and this bitch ain't havin' any of that. The real Zeta-Jones was so furious she had to get her lawyers involved to stop this travesty.

The film, starring SIGOURNEY WEAVER and ALAN RICKMAN, was to feature a pooch bearing the same moniker as the Hollywood actress - but Zeta-Jones was not amused. An aide for production company Revolution Films says, "Her lawyers wrote back and said that on no account could her name be used for a dog."

Scriptwriter ANGELA PELL says, "I liked the idea of naming the dog Catherine Zeta-Jones, because in the film it belongs to a teenage girl, and I felt it was the kind of name a teenage girl might go for. "It's a shame we had to change it, it's only a story after all."

Is this ho for real? Hey Catherine, they are not actually calling you a dog, I think it's just called a joke. How un-fun and up your own ass do you have to be to get your lawyers involved so a fake dog wont be named after you? Zeta-Jones' camp couldn't be reached before press time, especially because I would have no idea how to reach that ho, it just sounded cool.

2006-09-06T16:24:00.000-07:00

Steve Irwin's Death should be on YouTube any day now. DUH!

So everyone is all worried that Steve Irwin's horrific, and taped, death should be on YouTube any old day now. And I mean c'mon we all know it will be. I always thought the croc hunter was pretty tight, and I respect his death and all, but I am not even gonna lie I hella wanna see this vid. So you know when it is available it will be on this page in no time. Sorry, Steve. Well, not really.

[Source]

2006-09-06T16:12:00.000-07:00

Britney, what are you thinking? Jailynn??????

OMG, remember these days! How dare you KFed

So Britney is now rumored to be considering Jailynn for her new baby girl's name!!! I am probably one of the few people who still loves Britney, but really she needs to stop smokin' so much of KFed's weed while she is pregnant, because that is a terrible name. I guess it is a combination of Jamie and Lynn, but please that just sounds like such corn-pone white trash. Can't you just hear her ringing the dinner triangle and yelling for lil' Jailynn and tater tot the get their supper?

[Source]

2006-09-06T15:37:00.000-07:00

Just So ya Know...

Jay-Z gives Beyonce a $1 million dollar Rolls Royce for her B-Day! Now she can paint it pink, put fur all over it, and take any class out of it just like everything else. (DListed)

Asslee Simpson and Pete Wentz make some fug love together. (Perez Hilton)

Diddy's ring of white slaves. (Gawker)

Mark Burnett is a tricky mofo. (Defamer)

Nicole Richie wants you to shut up about her weight. (TMZ)

So Hohan really wasn't showin off her freckly firecrotch after all, I really am surprised. (Hollywood Tuna)

Pamela Anderson is coming out with a make-up line... who cares just show us your boobies. (Hollywood Rag)

Jessica Simpson is not dating John Mayer. (WWTDD)

EVERYTHING SURI, FREAKING SURI OVERLOAD! (The Bosh)

Some Joshua Jackson PDA. (Popsugar)

2006-09-06T00:54:00.000-07:00

Poison and STD-swapping: No Paris didn't have another record release party, some crazy Liza Minelli divorce news.

So I didn't even realize this crazy ho even existed still, but apparently she is having one nasty divorce with alleged man David Gest. Gest claims that Minelli gave him an unspecified STD, while Minelli claims she was in fear for her life, believing Gest was going to poison her. While I claim that nobody cares about these two freaks.

I'm pretty sure the only thing Minelli would have to fear with Gest is whether he put up lavender or chartreuse drapes. And we all know that Gest was the one who brought that STD into the circle with all his gay philandering behind his crazy counterpart's back, I mean c'mon. I am sure it will all turn out well for Minelli, especially because she is always completely wasted and won't know no shit from shynola. Hmmmm, I've never known what that saying means, but it sounds good.

2006-09-06T00:40:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Bitches!

Kerry Katona (26)

Jane Curtain (59)

Hugh Grant (46)

Rosie Perez (42)

Mark Chestnut (46)

Foxy Brown (27)

Natalia Cigliuiti

Jeff Foxworthy (48)

Swoosie Kurtz (62)

2006-09-05T23:37:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Hohan: "I hope this assassination movie will get young people like involved in politics... and stuff.

So little Hohan is of course in Venice for the premiere of her new movie about Robert Kennedy's assassination and she has hopes that this movie will get her generation excited and interested in politics.

Lohan is one of a large number of Hollywood stars who appear in the film, which shows the assassination from the points of view of 22 people either staying or working in the Ambassador Hotel where Kennedy was shot.

"I feel I have always been somewhat politically engaged," she said.

"I strongly encourage people of my age and generation to have a say and to vote, and to involve themselves in what's going on in the world, because they are living in it."

"I've always been like that but I keep it to myself. It's safer that way."

Ya, fuckin right Lindsay! I'm sure the only reasons you are doing this movie is because they met your quote and threw in an ounce of pure Colombian nose candy. She probably doesn't even know what or who the movie is about. I'm sure her co-stars Sharon Stone and Anthony Hopkins couldn't stand her diva antics and are now disgusted by the 20-something generation. I'm sure she doesn't even know what it means to register to vote, she just assumes that's it's just some new hip club or something, and that she'll be doing lines off of the toilet bowl there later.

2006-09-05T17:38:00.000-07:00

So Posh isn't really preggers, Becks is just stupid.

So Posh is all butt-hurt that everyone thinks she is pregnant and she is here with people to say that she is not, and that her husband is just an idiot who doesn't know Spanish.

The 31-year-old former English soccer captain had allegedly confirmed to a Spanish video paparazzo that his ex-Spice Girl wife, 32, was pregnant with their fourth child. The couple are already parents to sons Brooklyn, 7, Romeo, 3, and Cruz, 1.

A source tells PEOPLE that Beckham, who plays for the Real Madrid soccer team, was signing autographs and simply misunderstood what the female paparazzo was asking. He thought she was asking, in Spanish, how Victoria and the babies are, when in fact was asking how Victoria and the new baby are doing.

Still, a source close to the family says the couple, who divide their time between the Spanish capital and an English mansion – dubbed Beckingham Palace – north of London, plan to expand their brood.

Doesn't Becks like live in Spain, how long does it take to get the hang of the language? Or is he just to busy buying man sarongs and makeup and shit?

2006-09-05T17:28:00.000-07:00

Sharon Osbourne's dog bites Patrick Swayze

One of Sharon Osbourne's dogs, Minnie, launched at Swayze on her British talk-show, and caused no harm to the has-been actor.

The funny part is that Swayze responded with his famous Dirty Dancing line, "Nobody puts Minnie in the corner." That shit must've been funny.

For good measure, we better cut off Kelly Osbourne's head and check for rabies, just in case!

[Source]

2006-09-05T17:13:00.000-07:00

THE ALLEGED ALIEN PROGENY FINALLY UNVEILED!

This kid ain't such hot shit. I could've told you what this ho looked like from the get-go! They all look like little blobs of chewed up bubblegum, with eyes and a mouth. It's prob just some rent-a-kid or some kidnapped little bitch anyway. Suri Cruise is still an alien in my world. But I am an asshole, so whatever.

2006-09-05T16:05:00.000-07:00

Just so ya know...

Hohan actually looks hot! (DListed)

Orlando Bloom and the emaciated Kate Bosworth are dunzo, pffff, who cares? (Perez Hilton)

Finally, CBS is appealing to Racists, haha. (Gawker)

The first male co-host on The View today, nevermind it was just Rosie's first day. (Defamer)

Mr. Eko's been arrested. (TMZ)

DAMN, Asslee Simpson looks hot! Go plastic surgery! (Hollywood Tuna

Gwen Stefani's losin' the baby fat quick. (Hollywood Rag

Meet Germaine Greet the insensitive whore. (WWTDD)

Brad Pitt's teaching old Jennifer Maniston a lesson! (The Bosh)

EWWWWW, Mischa and Cisco Kid.(Popsugar)

2006-09-05T15:54:00.000-07:00

KFed everything about your life is a mistake!

Damn, I don't even want to dignify this with a dis, The Federation t-shirt and clown shoes is just too much!

2006-09-05T15:41:00.000-07:00

Nick's gettin' some cash, and Jess is losin' her ass.

So the not-so-ugly Simpson/Lachey divorce has been settled, but Nick Simpson, I mean Lachey, won't be getting the standard 50% of their $36 million estate.

TMZ has learned that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have divided up the assets in their marriage, and Nick agreed to less than his share in order to avoid an ugly court fight.
The couple amassed a fortune during their three-year marriage, in no small part because of their MTV reality show "Newlyweds" and the avalanche of endorsements and other deals that followed.

Jessica refused to sign a prenuptial agreement, so under California law the assets -- estimated at $36 million -- are to be divided equally. So Jessica and Nick should each get $18.

Sources say in the property settlement -- which has not yet been filed in court -- Nick will take significantly more than the $1.5 million, but considerably less than 50% of what he and Jessica earned during the marriage. Two sources in Nick's camp made it clear to TMZ that Lachey agreed to end the dispute because he does not want to hurt anyone in a contentious court battle.
Ironically last week, a reporter on a red carpet relayed a message from Joe and Jessica Simpson to Nick: "They love you. You're still part of the family." Nick blanched and said "Well, good, that's nice to hear...." The reporter persisted "...Jessica will always love you." Nick's classic reply: "Okay, then!"

These fools got it all wrong, Nick don't need to take his 50%, Jessica is on the down and out's and will be doin Playboy anytime now, while Nick is skyrocketing to success and can get any hot piece of ass in Hollywood. I'm happy for Nick, but then again I despise Jessica Simpson and think she is an overrated ho-bag.

[TMZ]

2006-09-05T15:33:00.000-07:00

Does it Reek up in here, or is just me?

Lindsay Hohan reveals her smelly, freckly firecrotch for all to see. Whatever, it still probably smells a lot better than that steer Brandon Davis.

2006-09-05T15:20:00.000-07:00

Uh-oh Paris must've heard her own song or something. WAH!

So apparently the skank of the year, Paris Hilton was denied entry, along with Fat Elvis Brandon Davis, into the ultra-hip Bungalow 8 after the VMA's. Of course Brandon Davis made some huge scene, and the cops were called. Blah, blah, blah!

Brandon Davis is even more of an attention whore than Paris Hilton, and that is sad. Either that or he had just ingested an exorbitant amount of cocaine, probably the latter.

Bungalow 8 was really thinking with their heads that night, do you realize how much bleach you would have to go through after Paris leaves a club? I mean that smell like never leaves.

2006-09-05T03:34:00.000-07:00

AWWWWW! Officer Sugar Tits gets some love from that old Jew Hater Mel.

So Mel is trying a half-assed attempt to make up with the now famous Officer Sugar Tits, by sending her a $500 bouquet of flowers and inviting the officers to the premiere of his upcoming dud, Apocalypto, oooooo.

O who am I kidding, I would've let his shit fly from day one if I were one of these officers. I would've been all starstruck and wouldn't have given a shit, he wasn't hurtin anyone. Besides he's worth like $800 million after the Jesus movie, who knows what you could con him out of if you let him slide, he would totally hook a brotha up fo sho.

These officers should've thought with their brains, all these people are always considering their morals and integrity and shit, what's up with that?

2006-09-05T03:22:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Bitches!

Rose McGowan (31)
Raquel Welch (66)
Dweezil Zappa (37)
Bob Newhart (77)
George Lazenby (67)

2006-09-05T03:07:00.000-07:00

Some News From My Favorite Couple, Pete Doherty and Kate Moss of course!

Word on the street is that Kate Moss ain't givin Old Petey up and they will be getting married!

She was quoted by Britain's News of the World newspaper as having said: "I love him so much. I want to be with him. It's just a case of when. There are certain circumstances we have to get over and then we'll be together."
The couple's relationship broke down earlier this year because of Pete's addictions to heroin and crack cocaine.
However, after his latest stint in rehab, the Babyshambles frontman announced he would wed the catwalk beauty as soon as he was "clean".

Wed when he's clean?????? Kate exactly how much time do you got on your hands ho? Petey ain't never gonna be clean, sober, or sane for that matter. He can hardly even stay in rehab for a fuckin' week! The universe wouldn't be the same without a cracked out Pete Doherty and he knows it.

What's it matter, I'm sure Petey will be speedballing his way to hell within the next few months anyway, so then Kate wont have even have to worry about his gaunt ass anymore. I wonder what the odds are of Petey dying within the year, probably a lot fuckin better than the odds of him being clean. Damn, I am a horrible person.

2006-09-05T02:46:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise Just Isn't Fun, Duh!

So that little chunky Welch singer Charlotte Church is getting her own little cutsey-wootsey talk show over in England. That's of course not the news, but this ho wants to have serious actors like Tom Cruise on the show, the only problem is she thinks people like Tom Cruise would have no sense of humor. And in that fact, this bitch is right.

I could already picture this interview right now. Little bubbly Charlotte Church comes prancing out on stage and proceeds to ask Tom the most innane and innocent questions, probably with intermittent dancing. Then Tom would stop her cold by saying how Glib she is and how she is poisoning the world with her mindless chatter. Then proceed to slap her when she doesn't refer to Katie as "Kate", followed by him storming off stage and getting her show cancelled and her parents killed.

Besides I don't think you are allowed to have a sense of humor as a scientologist, I mean have you ever seen that King Of Queens garbage with that fatass Leah Remini, it's utter garbage.

2006-09-05T02:31:00.000-07:00

Some more Gay Travolta Rumors.

Following new claims he's gay after being spotted kissing another man while boarding a plane in Canada, an angry John Travolta has denied the latest round of rumors reports NW Magazine.
Pals close to the actor say he's had enough of the ongoing speculation about his sexuality and will fight these latest stories until they go away.
"John is furious about these new gay claims," says a friend. "It's ridiculous — he's answered this over and over and he denies being gay."

I don't know how this fool can even deny this gay shit. I mean what next, he's gonna say it's really just Kelly Preston dressing for her new role as a dude or some shit. I thought everyone already knew this ho was gay anyway, is it really news? I'm sure that Preston bitch don't care, she gets private jets and shrimps and thangs, what does she have to complain about?

2006-09-05T02:16:00.000-07:00

Wow Harry You Grab That Titty!

There is nothing more sensuous and debonair than the one-handed titty grope. Harry Morton is pretty classless for the cameras, but then again it's Lindsay Hohan the queen of no class. She probably doesn't even see it as a bad thing, she's just thinking, "O whatever, just another man hand on my titty."

P.S. BARF! This ho should be covered up like 24/7, because them freckles is muthafuckin disgusting! God, just millions everywhere, no wonder why she is loaded all the time.

[WWTDD]

2006-09-04T15:39:00.000-07:00

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMN! Not being able to think, talk, or breathe for yourself takes a massive toll.

Bitch seriously looks tore up. It looks like Tom took off her morphine drip after like a 20 day binge. I know that it is tough constantly living in a cave, but damn. Katie you need to run, with or without your alleged alien progeny Suri, run before it is too late! Katie was allegedly having a massage, but I'm sure it was more brain replacement. I should stop talking, I already hear the Scientoligist cult pulling up in front of my house.

2006-09-04T15:37:00.000-07:00

Prince Charles gay? It's all about the Bananas.

So I am pretty sure nobody would care, but rumors are flying around that Prince Charles is gay. I am pretty sure even Out Magazine would look at him and say, "Who asked? Stay in the closet."
I thought all British people were gay anyway? What's the big deal?

2006-09-04T15:17:00.000-07:00

WOOOOOOO, BURNING MAN IS OVER! AND ONLY ONE PERSON DIED! Damn, not more, too bad.

DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

The filthy and disgusting counterculture ended their weeklong acid trip the other night just north of me, and thank god. I am so sick and tired of hearing about those damn hippies and their so-called idealism. I don't know if the rest of y'all know what this crap is, but it is a get-together of stench, "love", and hippies. EWWWWWW.

2006-09-04T13:48:00.000-07:00

In case anybody cares....

Fatty Kelly Osbourne didnt really get married. But whatever who cares?

2006-09-04T13:16:00.000-07:00

Just for good measure, I had to put this up.

Just a quick reminder on exactly how crazy this ho is. Although if some dumb little ho named Pumpkin spit on me I would go apeshit too.
Enjoy!

2006-09-04T13:13:00.000-07:00

New York Is BACK! And Shit is about to go down.

NEW YORK from season 1 of Flavor of Love is back with our little foofy foo, and for all y'all loyal FOV fans we know some crazy shit it gonna go down. New York is simply the craziest ho on this planet, I'm pretty sure she could even take Rosie O'Donnell down and that bitch is scary! If you haven't been watching, start now.

2006-09-04T12:57:00.000-07:00

Posh Is Preggers!

David Beckham just confirmed on Spanish TV that his wife, Posh, is expecting their fourth child! The TV Show Gente showed footage of Becks being asked by a photographer if Posh was knocked up. He turned to the camera and said “Si!”
I don't know how this tiny ho can even bear a child, it seems like the baby may weigh more and she could fall face first. Hopefully she gets cursed with another boy so she can't turn it into the anorexic skank she has become. You know if she had a a girl she would put like pink hot pants on her and hair extensions at like 2!

2006-09-04T11:51:00.000-07:00

Proving the Paris Hilton truly is a dog...

So apparently some British artist named Banksy jacked like 500 of Paris' cd's and replaced the face with one of a dog. And removed all her tracks and put some reworked tracks with some guy named DM.

"Banksy’s rep, Jo Brooks, tells the BBC the artist doctored discs in 48 record stores across the U.K., including Virgin and HMV branches and independent shops.
Without explaining why Banksy targeted Hilton, Brooks tells the Associated Press the forgeries are “very subtly done and do look like the original albums. You have to look quite carefully to see what he’s done.”

A spokesperson for HMV tells the BBC the chain has recovered seven copies of the altered CDs – and plans to auction them off. He said no coustomer has complained or returned a Banksy version of the disc. “It might be that there will be some people who agree with his views on the Paris Hilton album,” he says.

In the past, Banksy has replaced classic paintings with doctored versions in major art galleries around the world. Last year, he stenciled balloons, mountain vistas and other images on the Palestinian side of Israel’s West Bank security barrier.

Hilton’s camp has not commented on his latest project."

As if it matterw, nobody bought that garbage anyway! I tried ripping it off limewire, and then realized that even taking the time to steal it would be far too long. Damn, I'm surprised this story even even surfaced, who would even complain about getting something other than Paris, and how would they know the difference. Maybe she can cry about this too.

2006-09-04T11:28:00.000-07:00

Just so you know....

Jesse Metcalfe is a whiny fag. (Perez Hilton)

So the pilgrims brought the magic nose candy here. (DListed)

Barbara is sick and tired of Rosie's lame Haiku blogs. (TMZ)

Just millions and millions of freckles everywhere! (Hollywood Tuna)

Awwww, Christina is a little ol' lunch lady. (Hollywood Rag)

Jude Law is a big whiny baby! DUH!!! Look at him. (WWTDD)

Brad just thinks he can fix anything I guess. Stop trying. (The Bosh)

Tom Cruise tries some damage control out! Because his backlash has obviously begun. (Popsugar)

2006-09-04T02:39:00.000-07:00

The Pink Taco and Lindsay Hohan engaged?

Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan and her notoriously freckled vagina have been spending some pre-labor day time in lovely Hawaii as Lindsay's campaign to look and sound 40 by the end of 2006 continues.
Anyway, reports are buzzing that these two are engaged and should be separated by the next calendar year. I really hope little Hohan doesn't straighten-up and fly right, she is too good of a punchline.

Also, it's really good to know that after a year of long work, Lindsay is spending her labor day taking a rest in Hawaii... oh wait.

2006-09-04T02:27:00.000-07:00

Bleh, Kelly Osbourne, who would want to marry her, wait are Pete Doherty and Kate Moss still together?

Apparently the giant clod known as Kelly Osbourne has just had a quickie wedding. I guess she pulled the needle out of her arm and $100 bill out her nose and tied the knot after only a week of knowing this loser.
Big surprise here, but he is from one of those god-awful British bands that you can never understand and I am sure they are all pitifully ugly. I have never seen this guy, but I am almost positive I am right. If the best British rocker Kate Moss could get was Pete Doherty, than just imagine the kind of ass that Kelly Osbourne could pull? mmmm, mmmm. That was me throwing up in my mouth a little bit.

2006-09-04T01:53:00.000-07:00

The Less Important Prince Ain't Even Good Enough for Iraq

It was reported that the official third-in-line to the throne will not be able to be deployed into Iraq with the British troops next May. DUUUUUHHHHHHH!

The headstrong Harry is still trying to outshine his brother and family by trying to play the whole hero role. I'm pretty sure this Nazi slut wouldn't make it a day in Iraq, fuck he probably couldn't survive a day in LA, to be honest. Wake up Harry, you grew up in palaces and you are an heir to a throne, Iraq is not for you, unless you are buying it or something. Hell you shouldn't even be that close to commoners. He thinks that he can influence the army into letting him go, but we all know that ain't happening, he is the unimportant one, he doesn't get shit, he don't even get to be king, dumb ho.

2006-09-04T01:31:00.000-07:00

Dustin Diamond, you damn liar. Shit, is there a letter after Z?

First of all, I can't believe anybody even paid attention to that Dustin Diamond "Save my House" crap to begin with, but now this!

Some bitches were totally ready and willing to help him score some cash and this ho thinks he is some hot shit, and scored a bunch of free crap off some company. This is a terrible story, I can't believe I am even highlighting this. I am sorry.

2006-09-04T01:17:00.000-07:00

The Crocodile Hunter Dead?! Very Z-List, but very true! Crikey!

It was reported this morning that the beloved and crazy "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin was killed off the coast of Australia while filming some undersea crap for his show.

What's even worse is the way he died! He was punctured through the chest by a stingray's barb! The wound was so severe that he was pronounced dead on the scene.

That'll teach this ho a good lesson to not fuck with all them crazy snakes, insects, and sea life. The moral of the story, don't screw with sea life, they'll fuck you up.

2006-09-04T01:11:00.000-07:00

Sexy Bitch for the Day

ME! Your webmaster Michael Tropp. Why am I a sexy bitch you may ask? Well, because I fuckin said so. Much Love!

2006-09-04T00:47:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Bitches!

Beyonce Knowles (25)

Mike Piazza (38)

Damon Wayans (46)

Dick York (78)

Wes Bentley (28)

2006-09-03T22:39:00.000-07:00

Hot Lesbian.... Car Crash!

This shit-talker just found this video of one of our favorite power lesbians, Ellen Degeneres getting in a bender with her beau Portia De Rossi.
The accident occurred last Friday, just before 4 p.m. on Sunset Blvd. in Los Angeles. Paparazzi from the X17 photo agency were following the 2006 Porsche Carrera in which DeGeneres and girlfriend Portia de Rossi were riding. DeGeneres and the paparazzi (in a Buick behind her) were both stopped at a light, when Jeanne Werber, who was driving a 2002 Porsche Carrera, slammed into the Buick, which in turn slammed into DeGeneres' Porsche.

The video -- shot by an X17 photographer -- shows a clearly-shaken Ellen and Portia getting out of their car after the crash. Ellen is immediately concerned about the lurking danger of gasoline, saying, "I'm worried about a gas leak...be careful about the gas."

One of the paparazzi asks Ellen if she's hurt. Ellen replies, "Yeah, we're kinda hurt." Ellen returns the favor by asking the paparazzo, "Are you alright?"

Ellen complained of neck and back pain and portia complained of her back pain.

Anyway, some house frau was accused of drunk driving and would not submit to a blood test, which is an automatic six-month license suspension in the state of California, blah, blah, blah, this bitch ain't famous so who really cares if she can't get to soccer practice and the grocery store for six months.

I totally love Ellen, I hope she is alright. And Portia is just one hot ho, so good luck to her to. Hopefully they make beautiful children together soon.

[TMZ]

2006-09-03T21:42:00.000-07:00

CLASSIC!

Please come back to us Whitney and Bobby. My life just isn't the same without you. Well unless I have been on a three day crack binge.

P.S. Whitney you are perfect the way you are, never change or sober up. Which ever.

2006-09-03T21:25:00.000-07:00

So you're rich, famous and have spent a great deal of time helping out Africa and Oprah asks if you want to help her build an all-girls school there. What do you say to her? Well you tell her to shove it up her black ass of course! Well if you're Angelina Jolie you do anyway.

A source told Star magazine: “Oprah thought Angelina would jump at the chance because she knows how much Angelina loves Africa,”

“Oprah says it’s the last time she’ll ask Angelina to help with any of her causes.”

Jolie is allegedly still raw from Oprah’s siding with Aniston in the wake of her split from Jolie’s new man Brad Pitt.

A friend of Jolie’s added: “Angelina has never forgiven Oprah for siding with Jennifer Aniston after Brad Pitt split from Jen.”

Does Angelina like not realize who she is dealing with? Oprah is the ultimate power-ho and she could have Angie tossed in a ditch and forgot about if she wanted to. Jolie better watch Shiloh's dumb ass like double-time, that's all I'm sayin'.

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Little Richard Makes Paula Abdul look clean and sober! Go on wit your bad self Rich!

His singing/talking makes me want a second season of Being Bobby Brown even more than I already do. Richard has become one crazy ass ho just like Whitney... Oooo, now there's a hot couple!